It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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