oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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