Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
what day is it and did you see me today?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
