I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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