This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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