can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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