Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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