Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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