Hey man sorry I got all grabby
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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