On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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