I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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