Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
