STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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