i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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