I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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