direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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