Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
How's work?
Spinning.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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