is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
You ruined the universe
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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