She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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