Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Couch. On fire.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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