i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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