She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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