I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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