No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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