whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dicks are not precious.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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