that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
