So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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