he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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