No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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