You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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