Just fell off a train. Bad.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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