i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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