In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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