You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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