I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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