Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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