3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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