yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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