put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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