i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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