If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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