if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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