Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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