She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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