they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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