Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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