the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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