I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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