My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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