if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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