If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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