the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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