And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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