You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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