Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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